Man walks into a bar…

Posted: October 1, 2009 in Uncategorized

Man walks into a bar and decides to get completely wasted. After finishing his final beer he decides to leave. He falls of his seat and finds to his horror he cant feel his legs. So he dcides to crawl home. Through the doors and up the street and then he knocks on his front door. No answer. He then procedes to climb the drainpipe still with no leg feeling. After a long hard struggle he reaches his bed and falls asleep.
The next morning his wife brings him up a coffee. The man says ‘ I had the strangest dream last night. I couldnt walk and I had to crawl home’.
To which his wife replies ‘ Yeah, the bar rang and said you’d left your wheelchair.’

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