Potty Mouth

Posted: October 7, 2009 in Uncategorized
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A seven-year-old and a four-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what?” says the seven-year-old, “I think it’s about time we started swearing.”

The four-year-old nods his head in approval,so the seven-year-old says, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, okay?”

“Okay,” the four-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

“Oh, shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Coco Pops.”

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs, crying his eyes out.

She looked at the four-year-old and asked with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops!”

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