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I built a time machine next Wednesday.

Posted: October 22, 2010 in joke

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Turner Brown Joke

Posted: March 10, 2010 in joke
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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this H U G E black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: ‘7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch cock, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.’ The little guy suddenly faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: ‘What’s wrong with you?’ In a weak voice the little guy says ‘What EXACTLY did you just say to me?’ The big dude says: ‘I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me….. ? I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch cock, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.’ The small guy says: ‘Turner Brown?! Oh Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, ‘Turn around!’