Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’

Sock it to me

Posted: November 16, 2010 in Uncategorized
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You know you masturbate too much when you drop your jerk off sock and your wife shouts from the other room “I hope that wasn’t one of our good plates.”

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My day

Posted: August 31, 2010 in Uncategorized
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Victoria’s Secret, JC Penney, Lane Bryant, Heartland Veterinary Supply (catalogs I’ve successfully jerked it to today)