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Interesting Human Body Facts

Posted: August 29, 2010 in Uncategorized
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Interesting Human Body Facts

– The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

– A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

– It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

– The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

– The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.

– A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.

– If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

– Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

– There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

– Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

– Women blink twice as much as men.

– The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

– When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate…they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

– Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

– Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

– If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

– The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

*** You looked at your thumb… Didn’t you?


Posted: October 10, 2009 in Uncategorized
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A girl is watching her father shower.

She points to his penis and says, “Daddy, when will I get one of those?”

He looks at his watch and says, “When your mother leaves for work!”

Little Johnny

Posted: October 10, 2009 in Uncategorized
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Little Johnny is in the bath with his Dad when he says, “Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?”

His Dad replies, “Well, for a start, son, yours isn’t erect.”