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Posts Tagged ‘sex’
I once screwed a woman unconscious. Only joking!!..she was unconscious when I found her.
Posted: September 28, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: sex
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Why did God put men on earth? Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Posted: September 6, 2010 in jokeTags: sex
Things not to say during sex: “Breathe through your nose, then.”
Things not to say during sex: ‘You’re good enough to do this for a living!”
Things not to say during sex: “You woke me up for THAT?”
My girlfriend is so bad in bed, I close my eyes and pretend she’s my hand.
Posted: August 9, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: masturbation, sex
My wife caught me masturbating.She said, “You make me feel sick”.I said, “The alternative is for us to have sex”.She said, “Sorry to disturb you, carry on”.
Posted: July 24, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: masturbation, sex, wife
I bought myself dinner tonight. Hope to get at least a hand job out of it.
Posted: May 16, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: dinner, handjob, sex