Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Things not to say during sex

Posted: September 6, 2010 in Uncategorized

Things not to say during sex: “Breathe through your nose, then.”

Things not to say during sex: ‘You’re good enough to do this for a living!”

Things not to say during sex: “You woke me up for THAT?”

Sex Survey

Posted: November 19, 2009 in Uncategorized
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10% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of women favour nudity.
45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of women experienced anal sex.
70% of women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of women have never experienced sex in the office.


Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.


Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!