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Posts Tagged ‘shit’
Those people that say that losing a loved one is the worst feeling in the world have obviously never had their cock touch the rim of the public toilet whilst taking a shit.
Posted: July 24, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: cock, shit, toilet
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I think the guy next to me is gay. I’m trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. Maybe I’ll try the next urinal.
Posted: January 8, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: gay, shit, urinal
Good memories are like farts, let them happen naturally. Try to force them and you’ll often end up with shit.
Posted: October 20, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: memories, poop, shit
What do a pussy and a cigarette have in common? The closer you get to the butt, the stronger the taste.
Posted: October 16, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: butt, cigarettes, pussy, shit
I was on the toilet once for so long, I finally said to myself, “I’m getting too old for this shit”.
Posted: October 3, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: shit
Life’s like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and your in the shit.
Posted: August 30, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: oral, sex, shit, slip, tongue