Posts Tagged ‘cum’
I think my penis gets palm-sick because it just threw up everywhere.
Posted: September 19, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: cum, penis, sickness
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What’s the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits until you’re 12 to come on your face.
Posted: April 12, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: acne, cum, pedophile
‘Always cum first, sex is a race and girls love a winner’
Posted: January 14, 2010 in UncategorizedTags: cum, sex
Does anyone else get filthy looks when responding to the question “Where do you come from?” with “My penis”?
Posted: November 17, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: cum, penis
It’s not everyday my wife says; I want you to take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face. Today is no exception.
Posted: November 10, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: ass, cum, fuck, wife
Why did Michael Jackson hold his baby over the balcony? To stop the cum dripping on the carpet!
Posted: September 18, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: carpet, child, cum, Michael Jackson
Pedophile says to kid, “If I give you a sweet will you come in my car?” Boy says, “If you give me the whole bag. I’ll cum in your mouth.”
Posted: September 18, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: candy, cum
How do you know if you have a high sperm count? When your wife has to chew before she swallows
Posted: August 29, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: chew, cum, sperm, swallows, wife
Who else cums in the bath and then pretends they are surrounded by Jellyfish?
Posted: August 28, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: bath, cum, jellyfish
A girl asks her doctor how many calories is in cum? Doctor says, “Honey, if you swallow, nobody cares if ur Fat”
Posted: August 28, 2009 in UncategorizedTags: blowjob, calories, cum, fat, swallow